Marvel one-liners (x)
captain a-fucking MERICA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
IF TONY STARK HAS ANXIETY AND BRUCE BANNER TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF AND THEY CAN STILL SAVE THE WORLD AND THEN CAN STILL BE OKAY THEN I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH HIGHSCHOOL
THIS IS THE BEST MOTIVATOR I HAVE SEEN
this is just sad for me because i couldn’t even finish high school
Robert Downey Jr. never finished high school and look at him now
spn meme: character through the seasons [1/2]
↳ Dean Winchester (Season 4)
today i went to the bookshop and i asked the guy for something dystopian and we walked around the store for at least twenty minutes looking at different books because i had already read everything he suggested but we finally found one when he grabbed a book from the shelf at random and threw it on the ground in anger at my excessive reading and i looked at it and i hadnt read it yet and he just exhaled in utter relief
I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET
I’ve always loved this scene.
I mean, on one level, it’s just funny. Steak Lady’s no nonsense attitude, the way she delivers the line.
But then there’s a second level, that’s even more awesome. Steak Lady is doing her thing, selling steak, and suddenly there is this woman behind her counter. And the woman tells her that she’s hiding from her ex husband. Women don’t hide from ex husbands behind steak counters unless they really need to. So Steak Lady looks at this woman who is running from her probably abusive ex, and offers her the support she needs to get through this extremely fraught situation.
You go, Steak Lady. Keep on being awesome.
Let me tell you what his soul felt like when I touched it. Like it had been skinned alive.
Octopus changes colour outside the water
It looks like it’s dying
OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.
Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.
HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.
HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.
SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3
We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
Well that took a turn